Written by AmazingNara | May 13th, 2010

Tijah adalah seorang gadis Melayu yang mempunyai pakwe Mat Salleh. Suatu hari Tijah ingin meminta clash dengan pakwenya itu. Disebabkan segan nak minta clash depan-depan, Tijah telah mengarang surat clash dalam bahasa Inggeris. Baca dan bergelak ketawalah.

tijah lawak

48 responses to Tijah Oh Tijah, Anda Buat Kami Pecah Kepala

  1. lala says:

    hahaha…. stupidity… safe walk !!!!

  2. hantupensil says:

    hahahhaha….
    you are really crocodile land…

  3. emiyoshiro says:

    Ahaks~ cam sial jer…

  4. bubble says:

    sian tijah kena tinggal.. hahaha
    mat salleh tu fening nak paham pe tijah cakap daa..

  5. beliamuda says:

    dia guna google translate kot?

  6. Anzur Anuar says:

    hahha. lawak la..

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  8. x-not-x says:

    ahahahahahaha..lawak siot..

  9. nic@pet says:

    ayat xleh bla betol
    ** cook cook

  10. ED says:

    Hahaha..banana fruit two times…cam pernah dengar je ayat ni dlm adnan sempit

  11. FASHION says:

    My sis ada email surat ni..hehehehe..lawak la..xpe, at least dia nk blaja speaking gak..go go tijah..hehehehe

  12. farapink says:

    i dont want you to play2 with my liver o.0

  13. nic@pet says:

    dia ader kenser hati kot si TIJAH ni

  14. tqah says:

    hahaha..klakar la tijah nie..tpi xper..sekurang2nya dia bleh ar blaja
    BI ckit2..hehehe

  15. haha…mmg lawak…pocah perut den

  16. anaz says:

    wakaka….
    saket perot dok gelak!!!

  17. on9 says:

    tijah ni dari mana?
    so sad. no more!

  18. farenova says:

    adoilaa… sakit perut jab pagi2 ni :)

  19. fifie says:

    hahahahaha ape2 jela ko ni cik tijah oiii…

  20. kebun_bunga says:

    kak tijah???nak berkenalan lah.

  21. hai ladies: hurm yang ko g kapel n mat salleh knp. Alahai kalo mat saleh ni Try kte ni (UNTUK KAUM POMPAN JE K !) sume 2 bkn sbb dye cinte kan kte. dye sekadar nak ase kesedapan pantat kite je. jgn mudah tertipu n jantan K (crocodile land).hehehehehe

  22. tita says:

    hahahah… hadoiiiiii… pecah perut nie… wakakakkakakakakaka

  23. anna says:

    hahahahah……sakit perut ketawa

  24. Bruce says:

    hahahahah……sakit perut ketawa

  25. NI AYAT ADNAN SEMPIT NIH…!!
    HAHAHHA..!!!!

  26. Lzta says:

    Isskk..iisskk kesian tijah… Tak abis belajar kok… Hehehe

  27. fusemoney says:

    Hahahaa..lawak giler..aku rase mesti die ni tulis kot melayu pastu translet kat google translate..hahahahaha

  28. nik fuad says:

    Tijah fell in love with an American who was on a long holiday in Perhentian Island, Terengganu. She then discovered that this Mat Salleh has found another girl. Tijah was of course very frustrated and decided to break off. She wrote a letter in BM as she was not prepared to meet him in person; she was too sad, an eye to eye contact would be disastrous. On the way to the ‘tiang pejabat’ she realized that her lover does not know BM. She returned home and with so much ‘keraskapal’ she translated the letter to English. Upon reading the letter, Mat Salleh was happy – Tijah would give him some present. But the second sentence stunned him, Tijah sounded as a PM who wanted to cut off relation with US. Very cook cook dazzled him; mana ada surat cinta sebut tentang masak masak. Eh I saw the two hands of Tijah, now she talks about clapping one hand; an apology back to back for what? Mat Salleh said I don’t know what wood three is, never played this game before; a play with Tijah’s liver really scared him off as he never intended to slice Tijah’s body. So she wanted a safe walk from him before the slicing took place? Finally Mat Salleh concluded that a break off is the best thing to do as Tijah is ‘head enter water’ type

  29. zatul... says:

    ayat nik fuad lagi beshhh….cite ni sy da bce 2 thun lpas…da kecoh da kat UUM mase tu..huhuhu…..sampai skrg sy simpan cite tu…ahhaahahah

  30. fatin says:

    haha,,lwk kowt..

  31. Anonymous says:

    hahahhaha…masok air r tijah ni…sengal!!!

  32. owankk g!l4rhh says:

    adoyaiii !!!

    skt prut aq glk kat engkao. . . ayt niee pnh aq dgr dlm cete adnan sempit !!

    hurmm. . .
    yg engkao g cple ngn matsalleh tuwhh npew ??!

    wakhakhakha. . . .

  33. sudin says:

    adoooiaiii tijah…sakit prt aku bc surat ko ni…cayalah tijah!

  34. lynne says:

    Sengal ler ko Tijah… he he

  35. dayah says:

    mmg lawak…..kalu x reti pn jgn ler wat2 tahu krg x psl2 kene gelak 1 kmpg……ha3….

  36. Anonymous says:

    bodoh la kamurang ni

  37. tijah says:

    ketawakan org je kamu ni…. mcm la kamu pandai sangat… entah2 spm pun x lulus

  38. bob says:

    haha betul tu tijah

  39. hana says:

    dont play2 with tijah..ok

  40. missnera says:

    hahahaa… kalau guna goole translate pun idok ler lagu ni englishnya! haih

  41. nashatul azwa says:

    adehhh..i dont want banana fruit two times..adehhh..kalu cmni la studs ak tulis essay, mau ak suh diorg rebus ketas tuh suh minum..huuu~~

  42. nadya says:

    wahahahahahahahahaahahah!!! old school punya words….”crocodile land”!

  43. faiz says:

    artikel penah kuar dalam majalah mastika rasenyer..dah lamer dah..dalam ruangan senyum pisang..n ader beberaper part darinyer decedok ker dalam dialog adnan sempit

  44. kipaslipas says:

    amat cerdik tijah mengatur ayat….sempurna

  45. Anonymous says:

    so funny………….mau mt salleh 2 bunuh dri bce ayat cmni…
    huhuhuhuhu…..

  46. Anonymous says:

    Apakk lawak xDDD

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