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Tijah Oh Tijah, Anda Buat Kami Pecah Kepala

Tijah adalah seorang gadis Melayu yang mempunyai pakwe Mat Salleh. Suatu hari Tijah ingin meminta clash dengan pakwenya itu. Disebabkan segan nak minta clash depan-depan, Tijah telah mengarang surat clash dalam bahasa Inggeris. Baca dan bergelak ketawalah.

tijah lawak

Comments 48

  1. lala

    hahaha…. stupidity… safe walk !!!!

  2. hantupensil

    hahahhaha….
    you are really crocodile land…

  3. Ahaks~ cam sial jer…

  4. sian tijah kena tinggal.. hahaha
    mat salleh tu fening nak paham pe tijah cakap daa..

  5. dia guna google translate kot?

  6. hahha. lawak la..

  7. […] Legakan otak korang semua sebelum semi final Thomas Cup 2010 dengan baca lawak Tijah nie. Pecah otak […]

  8. x-not-x

    ahahahahahaha..lawak siot..

  9. [email protected]

    ayat xleh bla betol
    ** cook cook

  10. Hahaha..banana fruit two times…cam pernah dengar je ayat ni dlm adnan sempit

  11. FASHION

    My sis ada email surat ni..hehehehe..lawak la..xpe, at least dia nk blaja speaking gak..go go tijah..hehehehe

  12. i dont want you to play2 with my liver o.0

  13. [email protected]

    dia ader kenser hati kot si TIJAH ni

  14. tqah

    hahaha..klakar la tijah nie..tpi xper..sekurang2nya dia bleh ar blaja
    BI ckit2..hehehe

  15. haha…mmg lawak…pocah perut den

  16. anaz

    wakaka….
    saket perot dok gelak!!!

  17. on9

    tijah ni dari mana?
    so sad. no more!

  18. adoilaa… sakit perut jab pagi2 ni 🙂

  19. fifie

    hahahahaha ape2 jela ko ni cik tijah oiii…

  20. kebun_bunga

    kak tijah???nak berkenalan lah.

  21. hai ladies: hurm yang ko g kapel n mat salleh knp. Alahai kalo mat saleh ni Try kte ni (UNTUK KAUM POMPAN JE K !) sume 2 bkn sbb dye cinte kan kte. dye sekadar nak ase kesedapan pantat kite je. jgn mudah tertipu n jantan K (crocodile land).hehehehehe

  22. tita

    hahahah… hadoiiiiii… pecah perut nie… wakakakkakakakakaka

  23. anna

    hahahahah……sakit perut ketawa

  24. hahahahah……sakit perut ketawa

  25. NI AYAT ADNAN SEMPIT NIH…!!
    HAHAHHA..!!!!

  26. Lzta

    Isskk..iisskk kesian tijah… Tak abis belajar kok… Hehehe

  27. Hahahaa..lawak giler..aku rase mesti die ni tulis kot melayu pastu translet kat google translate..hahahahaha

  28. nik fuad

    Tijah fell in love with an American who was on a long holiday in Perhentian Island, Terengganu. She then discovered that this Mat Salleh has found another girl. Tijah was of course very frustrated and decided to break off. She wrote a letter in BM as she was not prepared to meet him in person; she was too sad, an eye to eye contact would be disastrous. On the way to the ‘tiang pejabat’ she realized that her lover does not know BM. She returned home and with so much ‘keraskapal’ she translated the letter to English. Upon reading the letter, Mat Salleh was happy – Tijah would give him some present. But the second sentence stunned him, Tijah sounded as a PM who wanted to cut off relation with US. Very cook cook dazzled him; mana ada surat cinta sebut tentang masak masak. Eh I saw the two hands of Tijah, now she talks about clapping one hand; an apology back to back for what? Mat Salleh said I don’t know what wood three is, never played this game before; a play with Tijah’s liver really scared him off as he never intended to slice Tijah’s body. So she wanted a safe walk from him before the slicing took place? Finally Mat Salleh concluded that a break off is the best thing to do as Tijah is ‘head enter water’ type

  29. zatul...

    ayat nik fuad lagi beshhh….cite ni sy da bce 2 thun lpas…da kecoh da kat UUM mase tu..huhuhu…..sampai skrg sy simpan cite tu…ahhaahahah

  30. haha,,lwk kowt..

  31. Anonymous

    hahahhaha…masok air r tijah ni…sengal!!!

  32. owankk g!l4rhh

    adoyaiii !!!

    skt prut aq glk kat engkao. . . ayt niee pnh aq dgr dlm cete adnan sempit !!

    hurmm. . .
    yg engkao g cple ngn matsalleh tuwhh npew ??!

    wakhakhakha. . . .

  33. sudin

    adoooiaiii tijah…sakit prt aku bc surat ko ni…cayalah tijah!

  34. lynne

    Sengal ler ko Tijah… he he

  35. dayah

    mmg lawak…..kalu x reti pn jgn ler wat2 tahu krg x psl2 kene gelak 1 kmpg……ha3….

  36. Anonymous

    bodoh la kamurang ni

  37. tijah

    ketawakan org je kamu ni…. mcm la kamu pandai sangat… entah2 spm pun x lulus

  38. bob

    haha betul tu tijah

  39. hana

    dont play2 with tijah..ok

  40. hahahaa… kalau guna goole translate pun idok ler lagu ni englishnya! haih

  41. nashatul azwa

    adehhh..i dont want banana fruit two times..adehhh..kalu cmni la studs ak tulis essay, mau ak suh diorg rebus ketas tuh suh minum..huuu~~

  42. nadya

    wahahahahahahahahaahahah!!! old school punya words….”crocodile land”!

  43. faiz

    artikel penah kuar dalam majalah mastika rasenyer..dah lamer dah..dalam ruangan senyum pisang..n ader beberaper part darinyer decedok ker dalam dialog adnan sempit

  44. amat cerdik tijah mengatur ayat….sempurna

  45. Anonymous

    so funny………….mau mt salleh 2 bunuh dri bce ayat cmni…
    huhuhuhuhu…..

  46. Anonymous

    Apakk lawak xDDD

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